Indian Taxi Driver‏

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in Palm Springs, California.
The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
"What's wrong with you, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from."
"Well if you're not staring at me, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money she is to be paying me with."

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