WOMEN DRIVERS‏

This morning on the Freeway,
I looked over to my left and there was a 
Woman 
In a brand new

Holden Calais 
Doing 110 kms per hr
With her 
Face up next to her 
Rear view mirror 
Putting on her eyeliner. 
I looked away 
For a couple seconds ! 
And when I looked back she was 
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup. 
As a man, 
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; 
I dropped

My electric shaver, 
Which knocked 
The meat pie
Out of my other hand. 
In all
The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car 
Using my knees against 
The steering wheel, 
It knocked 
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear 
Which fell 
Into the coffee 
Between my legs, 
Splashed, 
And burned 
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the darn phone, 
Soaked my trousers, 
And disconnected an

Important call. 
Bloody women drivers!!