Chinese Sick Leave--have a good laugh‏

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs Hurt, I no come work!'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really Need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her I need  Sex. That makes everything Better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You Say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got Nice house!!!'

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