Doctors !‏

I'm sure we have heard this joke about four doctors before but in

the light of the recent credit crisis, the American doctor seems to

be telling the truth.
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we 
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him 
looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one 
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we 
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have 
them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way 
behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in 
the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking  for work.'